Meet the Class
Cue theme music (The Animals' "We've Gotta Get Out of This Place").
Cue narrator with stentorian voice.
"And now, all the way from Chicago's very own Generic Elementary School, the one, the only, the sometimes confused... Mrs. Jones' 5th grade class!"
Cue applause sign.
Applause.
Cue kids waiting in wings.
Kids run out, doing back somersaults or walking on hands.
Mrs. Jones reads cue card: "Thank you, we'll be right back to meet our students."
Fade to black.
Cue commercial for Prozac.
 Amanda tries to bribe Mrs. Jones. Doesn't she realize that she only accepts cash? |
 Reginald receives his nightly call from Mrs. Jones reminding him that his Bully Dues are due. |
 Seth doing his Harry Potter impersonation. He is later boiled in cabbage for admitting that he reads. |
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 Patrick hands in his Bully Dues and readies himself to stab Mrs. Jones in the hand with a blunt pencil. |
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