Classroom Policies
Note! The coupon is not valid for book reports,
tests, quizzes, or anything else I say it's not good for. I reserve
the right to refuse the coupon, but I am pretty leniant so don't fret too
much.
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Always listen to the teacher (even if that teachers happens to be a substitute) |
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Do your homework...now! |
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Give your teacher chocolate. She likes chocolate and is not adverse to bribes. |
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There will be no fighting, although having a command of verbal wordplay to ward off evildoers will be not be frowned upon. |
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There will be no Christina Aguilera played inside the confines of the classroom. Anyone caught singing or even humming a few bars of "What a Girl Wants" will receive an automatic failing grade for the year that will send you into a downward spiral that could potentially alter future events, including the elimination of all dates in high school. |
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Did I mention that I like chocolate? |